ThePoobaman's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[I'm Going to Kill You]

FunkyFresh!

Oh my gooooodddddd!!!!!!!!

I've been listening to your songs on my computer all day! YouARETHEBEST!!!!!!!

Bezo responds:

Thank you for saying so. I'm a fan of this song, even though I sorta wrote it. The lyrics anyway.

[Kane Theme]

Bezo, you do it again.

Your classical outlook, with the best bits of modern music mixed is excellent. If your music was your face, and I was gay, I would kiss it.

-The NewKing.

Bezo responds:

Thanks. If my music was my face and I was also gay, I'd still have a lot to explain to my now husband (transmogrified from my current universe wife) but I appreciate the sentiment nevertheless.

[Vicious Theme]

Sexy,

Ich gebe es eine zehn.

-Das NeoKaiser

Bezo responds:

Danke schoen, mein Freund.

God I hardly remember my German anymore.

[All Is Not Lost]

Viva la Revolucion.

The glory of battle is felt. You should be on the top five.

-The NewKing

Rampant responds:

Thank you very much! To be in the Top 5 would be a huge honor. Alas, these immature zero-bombers think they're being cool...

[Hackd Station w/MCMao&NoCoins]

I don't really like Rap/Hip hop...

But this is alright I have too say. The lyrics were nice, and the instrumentals were very good. And I hope you do know that Mao and Baal were two of the most brutal dictators to ever live.

MaoDaMighty responds:

Thanks Poobaman.

In Manarin, "mao" can be cat (in a different tone).

[Bitpop]

Dear sir-

How dare you! This is hideous. My heart stopped. You DARE call this miscellany when this is obviously Video game? aGasp! Indeed Mr. Osman BienAime, you have truly killed our society. I know this will likely be removed, but damn it! You have commited a horrible act! The people of my NewKingdom shall not stand for such treachery. You sir, get a zero.

-The NewKing

RetromanOMG responds:

I'm hurt. I'm hurt that someone could be so close-minded to think that a single sound should dictate what genre my music should be, and that you gave me a 0 simply because of it. I'm sorry that, whether you were trying to be spitefully humorous or not, you consciously made the decision to make an ass out of yourself on Newgrounds.

This comment won't be removed. I'm not that narcissistic to control the kind of attention I get. Instead, I will keep this post here, to make an example of you.

[[JL] Gaze]

Personally, I don't like it.

It's a bit softcore to be called Techno, but too hardcore for Trance. I don't enjoy it myself, but this kind of "Acoustic Poptronica" thing is popular with twelve year old girls. Try to be a bit softer or harder next time. Have a nice day,

-The NewKing

JohnLeprechaun responds:

Well, I'll certainly make quite a bit of money, seeing as any artist who targets 12 year old girls is an instant hit.

[Lavender Town Reversed??/1!1!]

Weirdly Good.

Major to minor. Happiness to Industrial Drudgery. Ignorance to Awareness. Bliss to depression.

My emoticon rating (}=I

-The NewKing

Prodigal responds:

xD

thanks for the review. The only thing missing here is a fucking wobble D:

[Insanctuary - Back & Fort]

Intense.

I like your fake story. Very good. It will keep the masses at bay until this song is put down by a pissed off watchdog. Aside from that, your production company has succeeded in creating a quiet environment to do yoga in front of.

-The NewKing

Insanctuary responds:

A fake story? There is no fake story. I do not create lies in my time of insight. Nor do I create it ever, on purpose anyways.

What do you mean by ''masses at bay''? My music isn't here to control, and interrogate their emotions. It's here to calm everyone with mysterious happiness, known as nostalgia.

You truly make no sense. Lol. I can relate to the last comment though. Thanks for that least bit.

[Rudolph The Punk Reindeer]

Detroit, 1987.

I heard a song very similar to this. A metal version of Silent Night. But aside from that this is good.

-The NewKing.

Evil-Dog responds:

how does a metal version of silent night relates to a punk version of rudolph the red nosed reindeer? Cause they're both remakes of christmas songs? you say it like it's a bad thing haha