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Interesting concept. I especially like that I don't have to do any work, I can just very carefully set it up and watch it play out in front of me. The way everything harmoniously feeds the other factors of the game and grows exponential, then eventually dies out is reaaaally cool. In addition, the flixel/retro theme is really nice and you did it well. The soundtrack was fucking amazing, it didn't get old as it often does. I hope they payed you a lot of money for this one, it's the first bullet hell game where you cause the bullet hell!

Also, why do they keep flying in this area? Don't they realize that they'll be killed? Ships are exploding! Stop flying here! Why do they keep loading the ships with unexploded bullets? WHY?

sushistory responds:

Thanks, nice little read ;)

I played the whole thing and enjoyed it throughout. I highly recommend it.

Also, the mother reminds me of the mother from Psycho. Was that intentional?

Evil-Dog responds:

NO haha

Wow.

Only a sick, horrible, perverse, insidious, foul, and demented semi-human could enjoy such filth. I give it a ten.

-The NewKing. Bitches.

angrysock responds:

:D Thanks, I think

A few things

First off, people have been making video games for 35 years, but you can't manage one.
Secondly, I was one away from my goal of 50, but the monster thing suddenly teleported onto me. Is this a bug?
Third of all, There is no plot, storyline, or reason for the goal. And it's not one of those games like MadWorld where that's the point.

In Conclusion, just because this took a while to make, I don't have the heart to blam this piece of crap.

sealgod95 responds:

First off,like I said,this is just a minigame,don't take serious on this.
Secondly,no that's not a bug,I made it move that way.
Third,I don't want to waste my time creating a storyline on this,it just a minigame,seriouly!

Ok,that's all,have a good day!

Ok, I guess.

Not great.

powermanX responds:

thx for your honest responds. Maybe next time eh.

Meh, there are too many of these.

Nothing special.

Ammo responds:

I totally agree with you, There are to many games like this and its not anything special. Hopefully my next game will be more to your liking =]

Constructive Criticism

I give it a 1/5 vote for effort. I know games are really hard to make, but this just doesn't work. Try making it less...I don't know, painty? Like they were made with Macromedia Flash Maker game version or something?

Just a thought.

cackletta responds:

Yes, I know exactly what you mean. I was proud of this game, but one fact I tried to hide was it's... paintyness. Next time I make a game it'll be simpler, I do not yet have the skill required to makes good graphics and ESPECUALLY good backrounds. Backrounds is where I completely lack. I am however still proud of it's gameplay.

I couldn't start

This, i'm afraid is too buggy. Hammer out my glitch (I started out paused, and it said to roll over ship, but couldn't) and I'll give it a better rating.

Nutter666 responds:

It appears to be working for me. Was it being played in fullscreen mode or pop up?

Alright, I guess.

Some bugs, and unrealistic scale. But overall, a pretty good game.

Evil-Dog responds:

You should have said what bug buddy, people who make games can fix those you know?
Unrealistic scale, I kinda agree, that's always hard to obtain with these fake 3d stuff
cheers

A sexual and intense work...

Amazing work, the best game on Newgrounds!!!!!!!

Lare responds:

Well maybe not the best, but definetly among the top 5 games.

Shit's goin' down.

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