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Shit's goin' down.

Age 42, Male

Mercenary w/ laptop

Somewhere under the ocean

Joined on 5/6/10

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6
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300 / 400
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> 100,000
Vote Power:
4.58 votes
Rank:
Civilian
Global Rank:
82,725
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8
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Medals:
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3,585 Points
Champion of Public Safety

Champion of Public Safety 10 Points

Complete Story

Gas Money

Gas Money 10 Points

Collect $40 during the story.

Invincible

Invincible 25 Points

Don't get knocked out in the story.

Making Sure

Making Sure 5 Points

Kick someone who's already unconscious.

Very Popular

Very Popular 5 Points

Make five "friends" at once.

Mother Dearest

Mother Dearest 50 Points

Take care of Mother...

Gruesome Excellence

Gruesome Excellence 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.

Ambush Mayhem

Ambush Mayhem 50 Points

Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.

Punk Buster

Punk Buster 25 Points

Kill 50 bullies.

Monstrous Perfection

Monstrous Perfection 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.

Man's Best Friend

Man's Best Friend 50 Points

Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.

Mutation In Bulk

Mutation In Bulk 10 Points

Equip 3 perks at once.

Extreme Extremity

Extreme Extremity 10 Points

Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.

Assault And Battery

Assault And Battery 5 Points

Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.

Hidden Symbols

Hidden Symbols 5 Points

Find 1 hidden virgo symbol

Screwing Around

Screwing Around 10 Points

Creative use of a wall

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