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No....

This is an unorginal idea entirely. Haven't you ever heard of canabalt!!! And this game is way to hard! No no no! It only has one button! Ridiculous! You need to improve greatly! Hop and Bop? What the hell! You people have serious issues of what a game is!

My emoticon rating ),=<

-The NewKing

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i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26!
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
blam this piece of crap!!!!

P.S the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!

JUST KIDDING!!! REMEMBER THAT??? DOT DOT DOT!!!

Trollfail

You suck at trolling.

Ripoff of KOLM

Or perhaps the other way around...

My emoticon rating ~_~???

-The NewKing

A bit hard, but still fun.

The screen should keep a constant speed.

My emoticon rating '_'

-The NewKing

Pretty good

I lost a few and won a few...it's ok.

It won't play...

Fix the bugs!

Cool!

I like how the music gets more depressing as she gets older, and older, and older, and dies.

A few things

First off, people have been making video games for 35 years, but you can't manage one.
Secondly, I was one away from my goal of 50, but the monster thing suddenly teleported onto me. Is this a bug?
Third of all, There is no plot, storyline, or reason for the goal. And it's not one of those games like MadWorld where that's the point.

In Conclusion, just because this took a while to make, I don't have the heart to blam this piece of crap.

sealgod95 responds:

First off,like I said,this is just a minigame,don't take serious on this.
Secondly,no that's not a bug,I made it move that way.
Third,I don't want to waste my time creating a storyline on this,it just a minigame,seriouly!

Ok,that's all,have a good day!

Buggy.

...Fix it...

Shit's goin' down.

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