ThePoobaman's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[You Are Disabled]

KrazyWorgen (the guy below me) doesn't quite understand why nature allows disabilities in the first place. Sickle cell, the condition he claims to have, actually prevents malaria. The disease cannot attack sickle cells. Autism/asperger's may make somebody incapable of talking or understanding social behavior, but it may also give them superhuman musical or mathematical skills. Many disabilities are trade-offs. Eugenics is a good idea only in rare cases where there is absolutely no benefit to the disability.

Anyway, the game was awesome.

[10 More Bullets]

Interesting concept. I especially like that I don't have to do any work, I can just very carefully set it up and watch it play out in front of me. The way everything harmoniously feeds the other factors of the game and grows exponential, then eventually dies out is reaaaally cool. In addition, the flixel/retro theme is really nice and you did it well. The soundtrack was fucking amazing, it didn't get old as it often does. I hope they payed you a lot of money for this one, it's the first bullet hell game where you cause the bullet hell!

Also, why do they keep flying in this area? Don't they realize that they'll be killed? Ships are exploding! Stop flying here! Why do they keep loading the ships with unexploded bullets? WHY?

sushistory responds:

Thanks, nice little read ;)

[Mike Shadow I paid for it]

Pretty good, but I got bored with it after a half an hour or so. The problem is that the amount of money you make increases more slowly than the amount that things cost. Because of this the game gets slow pretty quickly.

[Zombie Goes Up]

Kind of a crappy game. The controls a weird and laggy-it's just too difficult to navigate. Other than that it just lacked that special "x-factor" that makes games fun.

[Freak o' Lantern]

I played the whole thing and enjoyed it throughout. I highly recommend it.

Also, the mother reminds me of the mother from Psycho. Was that intentional?

Evil-Dog responds:

NO haha

[Bored Avoiding]

Cool little game!

[IQ Test]

Got 110-120, that's interesting because that's also what I've gotten on a legit IQ test.

Sweet, cool submission

[Slender: The Platformer]

Great! It actually made me physically shit myself. I love it when that happens, you get five stars.

[Guild Dungeons]

WAY TO EASY

The trade is to easy and time consuming.

People don't want something that takes a long time and is hard, or easy. It has to be just right.

They want something long and hard (no pun intended), or something easy and short.

[Burn Stuff]

This has nothing to do with burning stuff...

But it has good rock music, so I forgive you.

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